• Name: General Kuam Jo-Gurt
• Charon Power: "Ka-boom": explosive touch
• Occupation: war industry and global conflicts: weapon research, cold wars, espionage...
• Position: R+D and resource acquisition

The most veteran characters of the Crunch Bunch.

• Name: Monsignore Rottinger Barely
• Charon Power: "Whereing": teleport, self-holograms
• Occupation: Social doctrination
• Position: General Manager

"Mr. Jobcutter is about to visit the Department, please keep your arms and extremities inside your work place, thank you"

• Name: José Mariano Rajznarok
• Charon Power: "Bureaucracy": slows down time
• Occupation: Politics, education, status quo
• Position: Administration

The youngest characters of the Crunch Bunch.

• Name: Madrid Milton
• Charon Power: "Henpeck": mental slavery
• Occupation: Mass media and lifestyle: realities, magazines, advertising, beauty, fashion...
• Position: Marketing and branding

"Dear Margarett, spin the wheel!". Pre-animation template

• Name: Herr Douchwein Banks
• Charon Power: "House wins": wins anything
• Occupation: Economy: stock markets, banks, economic lobbies...
• Position: Finances and Inversions

The three first recruited members of the Crunch Bunch.